hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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