Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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