I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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