so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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