it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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