Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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