Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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