If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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