Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Send help, water and tortillas.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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