I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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