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(905): View more from Ontario

"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"

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(315): View more from New York

We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child

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(714): View more from California

We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.

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(312): View more from Illinois

woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least

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(219): View more from Indiana

Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?

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(607): View more from New York

Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."

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WTF? Are you mittens?

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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?

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