butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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