On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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