I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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