I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
