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(317): View more from Indiana

The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules

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(509): View more from Washington

my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?

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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."

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(207): View more from Maine

Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this

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(619): View more from California

Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.

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(773): View more from Illinois

He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.

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