New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I don't think brook has ever known best
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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