Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We don't watch enough power rangers
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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