I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just want to make out with him forever
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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