Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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