Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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