i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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