don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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