just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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