in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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