yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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