Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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