When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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