feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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