she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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