Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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