This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
dude i'm inner monologue high
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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