Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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