i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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