i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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