Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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