DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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