Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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