just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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