the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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