that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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