You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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