did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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