Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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