Whod you bang
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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