apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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