My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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