it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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