i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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