Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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